*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
I’ve been meaning to redraw this old macro for a while now but with the rise of confused gaga fans flipping their shit over the miku/gaga tour i thought a change of character was in order
(small ver. for best macro use here)
I FOUND IT
NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET
NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
Day 8!! Fave Flying type is Altaria <333
Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them
Keep a furry friend with you wherever you go. These cute earrings resemble a kitty hanging from your ear lobe. Available in black, silver, and several other colors. Sold on Etsy.